HOT SHIT IT'S YULETIDE TIME
Oct. 7th, 2013 07:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cephalopodHi, Yulie! Let's give you a look at me, if that's what you're feeling. Please bear in mind that despite what might come across as some pretty overbearing preferences in the requests and in this message, I am easy to please. I just...how to put it. Write loud? At any rate, now's a good time to turn around and start cracking on the story you've already got in mind, if you've already got one in mind. Don't even look at this.
Okay so here we are. Click the break to see my prompts and preferences broken down in a little individual detail.
Request 1: Pizza (anthropomorfic)
Characters: Any
Prompt: A dark night in a city that knows how to keep its secrets. Gritty bullshit over-the-top pizza noir. Sex. Money. POOLS OF SAUCE ON A MIDNIGHT STREET. COLD SLICES IN THE MORGUE. STUFFED-CRUST FAT CATS RUNNING THIS TOWN oh my god i fell over a little
Further Thoughts: If there's some sort of actual canon for this, I have no idea what it is and don't give half a fuck, I just saw the potential for a world of talking pizzas and jumped on it like a dog on a raw tri-tip. I don't think you can do anything with this that I don't love to bits as long as there's basically talking pizzas doing grim shit to each other in some way. I'm desperately curious to see how you figure pizzas would get it on. No pressure there, I just think it would be neat.
Okay so here we are. Click the break to see my prompts and preferences broken down in a little individual detail.
Request 1: Pizza (anthropomorfic)
Characters: Any
Prompt: A dark night in a city that knows how to keep its secrets. Gritty bullshit over-the-top pizza noir. Sex. Money. POOLS OF SAUCE ON A MIDNIGHT STREET. COLD SLICES IN THE MORGUE. STUFFED-CRUST FAT CATS RUNNING THIS TOWN oh my god i fell over a little
Further Thoughts: If there's some sort of actual canon for this, I have no idea what it is and don't give half a fuck, I just saw the potential for a world of talking pizzas and jumped on it like a dog on a raw tri-tip. I don't think you can do anything with this that I don't love to bits as long as there's basically talking pizzas doing grim shit to each other in some way. I'm desperately curious to see how you figure pizzas would get it on. No pressure there, I just think it would be neat.
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Request 2: Flight Rising (video game) which is available here, though as of this writing is not open to new accounts. Lots of background info on the site, however.
Characters: Plaguebringer, Icewarden
Prompt: She's a hideous hatchling-eating skin-sloughing rot-brewing cacklehorror and he's an overbearing, swaggering icedouche. Dinner date?
Request 3: Metal Gear
Characters: Solid Snake, Para-Medic
Prompt: Food. Make up shit about food. Snake eats animals. Plants. Guns. People. Everything. Para-Medic is compelled by professional rigor to deal with it.
Further Thoughts: Ah, Metal Gear 3. I know Para-Medic shows up in other source material but nothing really compares to her putting up with Snake's pain in the ass about flora and fauna and fungus while she lays into him about his movie viewing preferences. I think it would be just rad as hell to see their established dynamic in MGS3 cranked up to bizarre levels and played with. Doesn't need to make sense; Metal Gear is honestly at its best when it LOOKS like it's making sense and just so completely is not. And MGS3 is especially guilty of riding that wtf horse: battery fungus?
Request 4: Aeon Flux
Characters: Any
Prompt: Anything ANYTHING ever, drugs and death and surreal POV-screwing bullshit, bring it. Take something from another fandom entirely, tear it up and make something from parts pulled blindly out of a bag, then change the names to make it about Aeon Flux. Cars are spies. Surveillance nipples. I trust you.
Further Thoughts: I don't know what else to say about this, really. Those optional details cover basically what I love so very very bad about Aeon Flux and exactly how little I care about how canonical it is or how internally consistent it is as long as the Aeon Flux style is in place. Mmmmmf.
Request 5: Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff
Characters: Any
Prompt: It's the end of the world. It's the end of the goddamn world. Everything is shit and superfucked and they know nobody's ever going to write or draw the strip again. Can they get out?
Further Thoughts: Homestuck itself is coming to an end, and SBaHJ as a strip has been offline for a good long time while the ostensible creator Davesprite takes care of who the fuck even knows. He ain't coming back. The characters of the strip become desperate. A dying sun. End of days. Ride the train to the end of the line and find out where it stops.
Request 2: Flight Rising (video game) which is available here, though as of this writing is not open to new accounts. Lots of background info on the site, however.
Characters: Plaguebringer, Icewarden
Prompt: She's a hideous hatchling-eating skin-sloughing rot-brewing cacklehorror and he's an overbearing, swaggering icedouche. Dinner date?
Further Thoughts: I delight in how nasty the Plaguebringer is, don't be shy about making her just the worst cheerfully unrepentant dragon god ever. Full disclosure, I play Plague Flight on the site and this is me look at my wondergross rotty dragons oh god. Plaguemama is my jam forever and I ship her with Icewarden mostly because they're both horrible. Rub 'em together, have them be terrible from a distance, really can't go wrong here. Given that the Plaguebringer is a font of decay and pus and tumors and just, like, everything nasty ever, I'd like to reassure you that I'm really not squickable as regards description of that sort of thing. Go there if you feel like it, have no fear.
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Request 3: Metal Gear
Characters: Solid Snake, Para-Medic
Prompt: Food. Make up shit about food. Snake eats animals. Plants. Guns. People. Everything. Para-Medic is compelled by professional rigor to deal with it.
Further Thoughts: Ah, Metal Gear 3. I know Para-Medic shows up in other source material but nothing really compares to her putting up with Snake's pain in the ass about flora and fauna and fungus while she lays into him about his movie viewing preferences. I think it would be just rad as hell to see their established dynamic in MGS3 cranked up to bizarre levels and played with. Doesn't need to make sense; Metal Gear is honestly at its best when it LOOKS like it's making sense and just so completely is not. And MGS3 is especially guilty of riding that wtf horse: battery fungus?
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Request 4: Aeon Flux
Characters: Any
Prompt: Anything ANYTHING ever, drugs and death and surreal POV-screwing bullshit, bring it. Take something from another fandom entirely, tear it up and make something from parts pulled blindly out of a bag, then change the names to make it about Aeon Flux. Cars are spies. Surveillance nipples. I trust you.
Further Thoughts: I don't know what else to say about this, really. Those optional details cover basically what I love so very very bad about Aeon Flux and exactly how little I care about how canonical it is or how internally consistent it is as long as the Aeon Flux style is in place. Mmmmmf.
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Request 5: Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff
Characters: Any
Prompt: It's the end of the world. It's the end of the goddamn world. Everything is shit and superfucked and they know nobody's ever going to write or draw the strip again. Can they get out?
Further Thoughts: Homestuck itself is coming to an end, and SBaHJ as a strip has been offline for a good long time while the ostensible creator Davesprite takes care of who the fuck even knows. He ain't coming back. The characters of the strip become desperate. A dying sun. End of days. Ride the train to the end of the line and find out where it stops.
