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[cephalopod]

Spent the fourth of July celebrating American Greatness (tm) by driving a horse around to dynamite stagecoaches and FIREBOMB BEARS. FUCK YEAH. And then I had GIN. And KNOCKED PEOPLE OVER. And then I firebombed stagecoaches and dynamited bears, for variety.

Red Dead Redemption is seriously the best game ever

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[cypher]

...that DOES sound pretty rad, yeah. XD

[cephalopod]

The game hints at you, very occasionally, for the first 75%, that maybe you ought to perhaps consider being a good person. That's all. The first time I checked my stats and discovered that the game keeps track of how many people you've killed by driving over them with a stagecoach, with a cart, with a wagon, OR with a plain old horse, I knew what I had to do.

It also differentiates between "horse assault", "horse slaughter", "livestock assault", "livestock slaughter", and "cruelty to animals". Kicking a chicken does not qualify as any of these things; I checked.

[cypher]

...Occasionally at my job I run across statutes about "sexual assault of an animal," which means I am now expecting this to be an AO-rated game.

[cephalopod]

Thank god, no. Though there IS a guy [spoiler] whose girlfriend is a horse. [/spoiler] It's oddly sweet.

[subtext]

Deaaaaath Horse, he's got a big death horse
He's got the body of a horse
And the face of a DEATH
Death Horse <3

[cephalopod]

<3!