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O-KAY. Here we are!

God damn but I like to see some characters getting shit done. Slow builds and introspective character studies really aren't my thing, though as with all things it depends on how it's done--on average, though, all other things being equal, I prefer the wham bam thank you ma'am to the tease.

Can you be funny? Can you be darkly funny? Can you find that weird, uneasy place between black comedy and outright horror? If you can do any of this, I'll be fucking delighted.

Other stuff I'm happy to find: bulge/nook troll junk or other hermaphroditic xeno, smirking abuse of power, Terezi's lawyer schtick being deadly serious and illustrative of OH FUCK NO horrible troll procedures, Rose whipping out tentacles, Meenah's careless confidence. Clever worldbuilding--fill in Beforan or Alternian details at will, I love seeing headcanons.

And, if you're really thinking oh my god why did i sign up for these characters i wasnt expecting this i dont know what to do im going to fail and die...if that cold hand is crawling up your back right now....

Make everybody into talking beers or something. IT'S ON NOW SOLDIER CALLOUS DISREGARD FOR CANON GO GO GO. I'd like that.

Good luck! And thank you. <3