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[cephalopod]

BEHOLD MY kink_bingo bingo card! It's like their random card generator can see into my brain, with a few notable exceptions. Check it out:










Look. "Vehicular" and "fucking machines" ON THE SAME LINE OMG. Also note the coy presence of "Phonesex" near the bottom. This cannot possibly be an accident. And all the nice motorpr0ns are on the same line as the free space, so I can work cannibalism in there too! Would that xeno and uniforms and hatesex were also on there, but I am patient and undemanding.

Also a thought: I couldn't care less about animals/plushies, but I love the fetishization of a non-human perspective. Obvious workaround = fluffy aliens. Must go find some.

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[cypher]

I will admit I've been stalking the card-handout post so I could see what people I know got, and I was delighted to see so much machinery on your card.

Token nonhuman party character in any number of video games would work, too. :3

[cephalopod]

Good thought, that...Come to think of it, that's about 98% of the Pokemon cast. HOT DAMN IT'S ON. Oddish <3!

[subtext]

Look. "Vehicular" and "fucking machines" ON THE SAME LINE OMG.

Truly, it is like they know you. :D

Check their definition of furry/plushies, though, I think it's specifically fursuit costumes and stuffed animals, since they have xeno as a category already. They're being pretty specific about what things cover, in some cases.

THAT SAID, a human in a fursuit trying to make it with fluffy aliens might count. :D

[cephalopod]

I did have a look: it mentions that furry things, like animal pelts, could count. Might have to put somebody in a really sharp coat and rub them up against people on their public conveyance of choice. :D

[subtext]

I did not mean to doubt your research-fu. I am properly ashamed.

Not in a kinky way, though. Sorry. :D

I think that coat idea has great potential!

[cephalopod]

*rub rub rub*

*rub*

*snicker*

*rub*

[cephalopod]

*still rubbing*

[cephalopod]

*the other people in the subway car are totally starting to inch away from all this nonsense*

[subtext]

*smacks at, snickering*